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Adult Baby ABC

a is for amah

Auspicious adults always avail adolescents avec an amah.

b is for bottle

Beautiful babies beyond breastfeeding, being babysat by burdened bedwetting babysitters, bereft bountiful breast, beg bottle balm, but blessed babysitter brings brilliant bacon baps berthed beside baked beans.

c is for crib

Crib or cot, childproof closures cleverly constrain coddled child.

d is for diaper

Distraughtly damp diapered David decries daycare, demanding Daddy does diaper duty domestically.

e is for embrace

Enjoying Eve’s enthusiastic embrace Ellie embarrassingly exudes evil effluent.

f is for fun

Frank finds feeding fostered foundling Francis fun, friendly frolics further forming faithful fatherhood.

g is for gag

Grandmother Gertrude gagged Granddaughter Grace, gracefully garnishing Grace’s gorgeous gag.

h is for highchair

Hoary hypnotherapist hypnotises hubby (hight Harold), helping heal his hunky horniness, handing him heaven: handily held here; humiliating highchair harness.

i is for infant

Incredulously I imagine immaturely imitating innocent infants in impertinent infantile idiocy, introducing intractable interim infant issues into intransigent intolerable incidents involving innumerable indifferent ideological interactions, incurring insufferable instability; ineffective insensibilities intermodulating innocuous illegitimate interventions.

j is for jelly

Jaunty juveniles jaywalk jubilantly, joyfully juggling jelly.

k is for kiddy

Karen, kickboxing kidnappers kinematically kiboshed, kneels, kindly kisses kindergarten kiddy.

l is for little

Lottie the little Little little loved her little life but loved her Little life not a little.

m is for milk

Mommy’s munchkin mithers mama, might maybe manage mother’s milk.

n is for nanny

Nanny nurses, Nancy not needing new nappy now; nutritious naughty nipple nurture necessary.

o is for onesie

Orphaned offspring Olive’s onesie only outputs orifice odours.

p is for potty

Preschooler Peter’s potty pooey, parents (plotting parkland play) produce pacifier, prepare puerile progeny’s pushchair, plead poppet pees prior prospective perambulation proceeding.

q is for quins

Quiana the quiet Queen quickly quelled the quirky querulous quintuplets by quashing their qualms with qualified quantities of quoteworthy quips but left their quims quite quaintly quartered in quagmired qiviut cloth.

r is for romper

Removing Rupert’s romper revealed radical reluctance regarding rectal retention.

s is for stroller

Skirted sensuous stepmother Samantha shoving stroller strongly, Susan, safely secured, sucking soother, socially skips sleep; surveying surroundings seems somewhat superior.

t is for teething

Teething tyke’s terrible torment tranquilised through therapeutic tummy tickles.

u is for urine

Urchin’s uncontrolled urethra unchecked, unwieldy underwear unavoidably undergoes urine union.

v is for vernix

Voyeuristic virgin Viscountess Viola vivaciously views vulgar vaginal vacation; versatile virescent vernix visibly vanquishing vexxing viruses.

w is for waddles

Weekend willpower weak, watertight wearables withstand womanhood waterfall within; wretched Wendy waddles wetly West, where worthy washroom waits.

x is for xanthic

Xavier’s xiphoidic xanthic exodus expunges xerosis.

y is for youthful

Youthful yearning yielded yucky yellow yesternight.

z is for zygote

The zany zookeper’s zipping zipper zipped zipped, a zinging zonal zeroing on his zillion zestful zygote sires. Zounds! Zafely zecuring that zone zeems zensible, zuggesting zuitable zoft abzorbenzy.

Amazing and admirable alphabet alliteration! :slight_smile:

A comedian did a stand-up routine bemoaning all the books going ‘a is for apple’, so I decided to provide Adult Babies with their very own themed alternative. I assure you that all sentences form correct English.

The challenge isn’t writing alliterative sentences, it’s writing ones thematically aligned to ABDLs. The trickiest ones were Q, X, Z and (surprisingly) E, so I did have to cheat a bit, sorry. Some of the other links (e.g. J) are also somewhat tenuous at best.

This has however proved fun to write, and I hope it horrifies everybody that reads it.

Also, thanks are due to:
Gummybear, for demanding I include bacon and baked beans
Vearynope, for suggesting exodus