a is for amah
Auspicious adults always avail adolescents avec an amah.
b is for bottle
Beautiful babies beyond breastfeeding, being babysat by burdened bedwetting babysitters, bereft bountiful breast, beg bottle balm, but blessed babysitter brings brilliant bacon baps berthed beside baked beans.
c is for crib
Crib or cot, childproof closures cleverly constrain coddled child.
d is for diaper
Distraughtly damp diapered David decries daycare, demanding Daddy does diaper duty domestically.
e is for embrace
Enjoying Eve’s enthusiastic embrace Ellie embarrassingly exudes evil effluent.
f is for fun
Frank finds feeding fostered foundling Francis fun, friendly frolics further forming faithful fatherhood.
g is for gag
Grandmother Gertrude gagged Granddaughter Grace, gracefully garnishing Grace’s gorgeous gag.
h is for highchair
Hoary hypnotherapist hypnotises hubby (hight Harold), helping heal his hunky horniness, handing him heaven: handily held here; humiliating highchair harness.
i is for infant
Incredulously I imagine immaturely imitating innocent infants in impertinent infantile idiocy, introducing intractable interim infant issues into intransigent intolerable incidents involving innumerable indifferent ideological interactions, incurring insufferable instability; ineffective insensibilities intermodulating innocuous illegitimate interventions.
j is for jelly
Jaunty juveniles jaywalk jubilantly, joyfully juggling jelly.
k is for kiddy
Karen, kickboxing kidnappers kinematically kiboshed, kneels, kindly kisses kindergarten kiddy.
l is for little
Lottie the little Little little loved her little life but loved her Little life not a little.
m is for milk
Mommy’s munchkin mithers mama, might maybe manage mother’s milk.
n is for nanny
Nanny nurses, Nancy not needing new nappy now; nutritious naughty nipple nurture necessary.
o is for onesie
Orphaned offspring Olive’s onesie only outputs orifice odours.
p is for potty
Preschooler Peter’s potty pooey, parents (plotting parkland play) produce pacifier, prepare puerile progeny’s pushchair, plead poppet pees prior prospective perambulation proceeding.
q is for quins
Quiana the quiet Queen quickly quelled the quirky querulous quintuplets by quashing their qualms with qualified quantities of quoteworthy quips but left their quims quite quaintly quartered in quagmired qiviut cloth.
r is for romper
Removing Rupert’s romper revealed radical reluctance regarding rectal retention.
s is for stroller
Skirted sensuous stepmother Samantha shoving stroller strongly, Susan, safely secured, sucking soother, socially skips sleep; surveying surroundings seems somewhat superior.
t is for teething
Teething tyke’s terrible torment tranquilised through therapeutic tummy tickles.
u is for urine
Urchin’s uncontrolled urethra unchecked, unwieldy underwear unavoidably undergoes urine union.
v is for vernix
Voyeuristic virgin Viscountess Viola vivaciously views vulgar vaginal vacation; versatile virescent vernix visibly vanquishing vexxing viruses.
w is for waddles
Weekend willpower weak, watertight wearables withstand womanhood waterfall within; wretched Wendy waddles wetly West, where worthy washroom waits.
x is for xanthic
Xavier’s xiphoidic xanthic exodus expunges xerosis.
y is for youthful
Youthful yearning yielded yucky yellow yesternight.
z is for zygote
The zany zookeper’s zipping zipper zipped zipped, a zinging zonal zeroing on his zillion zestful zygote sires. Zounds! Zafely zecuring that zone zeems zensible, zuggesting zuitable zoft abzorbenzy.