I’m new to writing, I also have adhd so my attention is all over the place. I have 3 chapters written so far. I’m not a professional writer so please don’t judge me as such as its likely to dent my confidence. I am a novice writer who got a D in my English GCSE 24 Years ago lol.
Eden had just arrived back home after work. He pulled up to the drive in his Ford focus RS in burnt orange with music playing loud, like the yob he wanted people to perceive him as. He turned off the music and the engine, then sat back and sighed. Eden knew there was trouble brewing at home. Last night the 28 year old business owner had wet the bed. Not for the 1st time either. This time was worse than before as kirsty his wife of 26 years old, blond and beautifully figured had woken up in the night soaking wet. Eden had peed on both of them. There was no getting away with it this time.
Eden gathered his thoughts as he got out of the car. Eden is 5ft 10. Smaller than his wife. Kirsty stood at 6ft and looked as eloquent and proper as the heiress she was. Eden on the other hand was stocky and had a skin head. Trying to pull off the yob look, trying to look like a hard man because deep down he knew he secretly wasn’t.
He made his way to there beautiful detached home in the Yorkshire countryside. They had a lovely home that had been featured in countryside magazine. Acres of land and no neighbours for miles. He opened the door. Took a deep breath and entered to see his wife stood in the entrance hallway with her arms crossed tapping the floor with one foot. She was pissed off (no pun intended).
“Hi babe” Eden said with a awkward smile as he tried to avoid eye contact while unfastening his shoes. “How was your day?”
“My day? How was my day?” Kirsty said through her teeth seething with anger. Eden began to sweat and got nervous. “I wake up covered in your piss and you ask me how was my day? I’ll tell you how my day has been. Some small cocked man and mean man in the loosest term possible pissed on me. I had to get up, strip the bed, get a shower and try scrub your urine off me. After I cleaned your pissy sheets up and got to work guess what happened? I still stunk of piss. I spent the day in big meetings trying to avoid getting near people incase they smelt your piss on me. I used nearly a full bottle of perfume to try mask your ammonian aroma. So as you can see I’m not very happy. I don’t want to hear your excuses. It’s not the 1st time this has happened either, is it?”
“No” Eden mumbled like a naughty boy who had been caught.
“Pardon? I didn’t hear you.” An irritated Kirsty said.
“No, I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened or why. It might be work stress or something. I’m so sorry Kirsty. What can I do to make this better?” He pleaded.
“I’m not sure. I love you Eden but I can’t keep being woken up like this. You know how important my job is. My dad could see how tired I was and it showed in my board meeting with the shareholders of pampers. It was an important meeting. I told my dad as he was furious so I had to explain. He came up with a solution.” A calming Kirsty explained.
Eden looked puzzled. He wasn’t mad at his wife for telling her dad as he understood why. But what was the idea her dad had?