If you’re reading the Diapered Dandy stories in order, this is the first one. Enjoy!
Diapered Dandy: Birth Of A Hero
By: Dementia’s Knight
<center>Part I: Origins
Chapter I: Face In The Crowd</center>
When people think about super heroes they think of names like Ms. Liberty, The Back Alley Brawler, or Synapse, they certainly don’t think of Diapered Dandy. When people think about super heroes they envision a regal figure in a flowing cape and tights, they don’t picture a four foot tall woman in a baby doll t-shirt and a disposable diaper. But I’m a firm believer that size doesn’t matter, and that clothes don’t make a hero, it’s what they do that counts. My name is Jesseca French, and I used to be normal, just another face in the crowd, but now, well we’ll get to that part. First, I think it’s important for you to know who I was before, when I was just another normal girl.
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“C’mon Jess, I just think we’re ready.” Jason said as he started to massage her shoulders.
She indulged him for a second, and then regained her senses and wiggled from his hands, she stood against the wall, her arms folded staring hard at him as he sat on the bed. “Well, I think you’re ready, but I’m just not.” she told him in her firmest sounding tone.
Jason sighed and took a seat on the edge of the bed, “Jesseca we’ve been going out for eight months now, if you’re not ready now, when are you going to be?” he asked without looking at her.
Her thoughts raced, she knew where this was heading, she’d been down this road before. “This’ll be the fifth time in as many years.” she thought to herself. She didn’t even realize that she wasn’t involved in the conversation until she saw Jason get up and head for the door. “Where are you going?” she asked, though she already knew the answer that was to come.
He looked back at her, “I’m going out to find myself a girlfriend that’s physically attracted to me,” he said with an icy look, “if you ever become that girl you feel free to give me a call.” he told her as he walked out the door, and out of her life forever.
Sitting on the floor Jesseca wished she could cry, she wanted to, she felt like it was the thing to do in this situation, but she’d been through this so many times that it hardly phased her anymore. That was the thought that got the tears flowing.
“Why are guys all the same?” she pondered. “Why is it that they assume if you aren’t ready to have sex that you’re some kind of ice queen, or a freak?” she asked herself. With a sigh she wiped away her tears and got up off the floor, she went to her dresser and pulled out a pair of pajama pants, heading into the bathroom she stripped off her jeans and stared at her reflection
The 4’ 4" woman glared at the image before her, a yellowed disposable diaper taped around her waist, “I hate you.” she told the garment as she started to get herself ready for bed.
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Jesseca French may not sound like anything special to you, or even her for that matter, but she’s destined for great things. Jesseca is what you might call a genius, at twenty three years old she’s the youngest person at Paragon City University to have a full scholarship and grant from the science department. Her work is ground breaking in the field of medical science. Fueled by her own incontinence, Jesseca has devoted her research to developing more than just a simple treatment or aid, but a full cure.
Some may say that her research is foolhardy and selfish, but those people have never suffered the humiliation of not being able to control their bodily functions. To not be able to attend sleep overs as a child for fear of being “discovered”. To not be comfortable in trusting others with your secret, leading to a life of seclusion and barriers. Jesseca has lived through those things, and if she can spare one person from those feelings and experiences, then she will do anything in her power to do so.
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The alarm clock buzzed annoyingly in her ear as she fought to stay asleep. Shutting off the alarm and rising from the bed she shuffles to the bathroom. Her pants come down in the doorway, a ripping sound tears through the air and her sodden diaper plops to the floor as she climbs into the shower.
Humming to herself she steps out of the shower, tendrils of steam flowing from her body, she dries herself off and lays her changing mat on the bed, she fetches a clean diaper and some powder and expertly secures her protection for the big day ahead of her.
Dressed in a black skirt and matching sweater she ties her long blonde hair into a tight ponytail and applies a light bit of makeup before heading out to her car. Driving down the freeway to the university her heart beats rapidly within her chest. “Today is the day.” she thinks to herself with a small smile of nervous anticipation.
Her high heels click loudly on the linoleum as she walks down the long corridor to the auditorium where her demonstration is being held. Her eyes widen when she walks into the room and sees how full the seats are, she wasn’t expecting so many people to be present today. She walked over to the podium and set her materials down before pouring herself some water. She watched the crowd as the people that had been standing and talking to one another took their seats and waited for her to begin.
Taking a deep breath she thought to herself, “Here goes nothing.”
“Thank you all for coming today.” she said with a smile as she put on her reading glasses and adjusted the microphone. “My name is Jesseca French, and I am here today to present my invention, that according to all of our tests will be able to finally cure incontinence in all of it’s forms.”
She watched as a few photographs were taken from the back of the auditorium, and notes were jotted down. “I’m pleased to see so many of you here today, from what I’m told many of you are doctors and businessmen in the field of medical equipment, I hope that you are as eager as I am to see this equipment put to use in hospitals around the world hopefully in the near future.” she said with a smile and took another sip of her water.
“I realize that most of you out there are probably thinking that incontinence is merely a minor inconvenience, and the science departments funding would be better spent on developing a cure for AIDS or Cancer, to a certain extent you’re right, but my I only answer to those thoughts is I’m still young, and the science department has a lot of money for my future work.” she said, getting laughter from the crowd.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have lived with incontinence all my life, as a result I have led a very secluded life, not having any intimate relationships, and living in fear of my secret being discovered. My hope is that with this invention I can spare millions of people these feelings, and give them the normal and carefree lives that everyone deserves. So, without further ado.” she said, and gave a nod to a few of her aids to remove the large sheet that covered her invention.
Many more flashes went off as the machine was unveiled. The large laser stood three feet tall, and had a metal frame that was nearly as long.
“Using a small piece of crystallized Sands of Muu, which we got from the University’s Croatoa campus. As some of you may know, the Sands of Muu are used by mystics all over the city in their rituals. We have discovered from our research that the Sands carry great healing properties, when crystallized, the effects are multiplied tenfold.” she said as she watched the green crystal being placed into the machine.
“Before the demonstration begins, are there any questions?” she asked, and looked across the sea of people for any raised hands. Seeing none she gave the signal to start the machine. Stepping down from the podium and removing her sweater, Jesseca rolled up the sleeves of her shirt and stepped in front of the humming piece of equipment. “Ladies and Gentlemen science takes an exciting leap forward today, and I thank you all for coming here today to be a witness to it.” she said with a smile, she turned to face the machine and waited for her cure.
As one of her aids readied the machine the windows high above the auditorium shattered as two Clockwork minions crashed through to the auditorium floor below. The crowd screamed and began to scatter as people ran for the exits. Jesseca cried out but was unable to move. One of the Sprockets turned to face the humming machine, it chittered excitedly as it heard the hum. Suddenly a figure dropped down from the opening made by the two sprockets, landing square on top of the sprocket closest to the machine and crushing it. Jesseca looked up to see the hero known as Synapse, the super speedy member of the Freedom Phalanx.
“I’ll have these nuisances out of your hair momentarily ma’am.” Synapse said with a smile as he turned to face the other Sprocket. As Jesseca watched, Synapse sped toward the remaining Sprocket in a blur and knocked it backward into the stands, in a flash it was back up and blasting electricity at the hero, he easily dodged it and smashed into the Sprocket once again, this time obliterating it.
The rogue bolt of electricity may have missed Synapse, but it struck Jesseca’s invention dead on, causing it to shake violently, and arc electricity from it. Jesseca screamed as she watched helplessly frozen in fear as the once green Sands of Muu crystal changed to a blood red as it became overloaded with energy. Synapse turned toward the scream and saw the machine fire a red beam of light at the cowering girl for a few seconds, and then explode violently, sending the young blonde flying and crashing through a nearby wall.
Synapse raced toward the rubble, and gasped as he saw a motionless bloody hand buried beneath the pile of debris.
To Be Continued…
<center>Part I: Origins
Chapter II: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Incontinence, And Love My Super Powers</center>
Defining moments in your life can come from anywhere. At one point in time being born incontinent was my big defining moment. When I got a bit older my defining moment was getting a scholarship and grant for my research. Further still my life was defined by the promise of a cure, and creating a life changing invention. But, the greatest defining moments are sometimes the ones that you have no control over. The ones that blindside you on a random Tuesday, and change your life forever.
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There was a faint beeping that woke her up. A heart monitor next to her bed. Her eyes opened slowly, the sunlight streaming through the window causing her to squint in pain. The whiteness of the room seemed to reflect the light at her, causing her to pull the blanket over her head.
“What happened?” she thought to herself as she emerged from under the blanket and looked around.
Flashes of the incident whizzed through her mind. She saw the small robotic Clockwork fighting with Synapse, and then everything went black. She sighed and rubbed her temple.
“Are you feeling any better miss?” a voice asked her, startling her slightly.
Looking up she saw Synapse standing in the doorway. She nodded and attempted a smile. “You saved me, thank you.” she said.
Synapse came closer, “I tried to save you, that Sprocket got off a blast at me, and missed and hit your machine. It exploded and knocked you through a wall. I was afraid you weren’t going to make it.” he told her.
“Through a wall? How did I survive?” she asked him.
Synapse shrugged, “I’m not sure, but whatever that machine did to you when it blasted you, it saved your life.” he told her.
“The machine blasted me?” she thought, “Did the cure work?” she asked herself and quickly looked under the blankets. Her heart sank when she saw another diaper taped on her. She felt tears welling up in her eyes. “Thank you again Synapse, umm, could you leave now?” she asked as politely as she could.
Synapse frowned, “Yeah, you’re welcome, glad to see you’re ok.” he said and left her to cry.
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The wind on top of the building was a lot more powerful than she thought it would be. Standing on the ledge she looked down at the city streets below. The streetlight in front of the hospital seemed to give her a landing marker as she stared at it. Wiping the tears from her eyes for the millionth time since she woke up in the hospital three days ago Jesseca sighed and took her small step and her giant leap into her destiny.
It’s amazing the amount of thoughts you go through when you’re plummeting to your impending doom, memories of loved ones, of Summer’s past, and the cold realization of what it is you’re doing. Jesseca went through these things, and started screaming as she fell. After the weight of her deciscion sunk in, she changed her mind. But as she rocketed toward the Earth, it was too little too late.
The impact set off car alarms blocks away. The crater she left looked like a meteor had hit. And as she opened her eyes and stood up from what she had assumed would be her grave she could think only one thing, “What the fuc-”
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“K. So you’re telling me that I have superpowers?” she asked the doctor.
Doctor Snyder cleared his throat before speaking. “Ms. French, the results of our tests are inconclusive, we know that the blast from that machine has altered your physiology somehow, we’re just not certain to what extent.” he told her as he examined her chart.
Jesseca smiled as she thought about her twenty story swan dive she’d done a few days before. “Thank you Doctor, I appreciate all you’ve done for me.” she said as she shook his hand and skipped out of his office.
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Over the next few days Jesseca set out to discover just what her powers were. She knew that she was invulnerable to some extent, her fall had proven that. Her first big break had come one afternoon after she saw a gang of Skulls attacking a few businessmen, it had made her so angry when she saw it that she balled up her fists in anger, she almost didn’t notice that they had become enveloped in a bright red energy till she felt the warmth radiating from them. She ran home as fast as she could to log her findings.
A few days later Jesseca found herself in an awkward position at the track when her feet became encased in stone as she was sitting on the bench after a run. She found that she could still walk with them in this state, she could even run albeit at a considerably slower rate. Another thing struck her as odd, when her feet were encased in the stone she felt refreshed, her exhaustion from her run faded in moments, and she felt like she’d been resting for hours. Ever the scientist, she logged this discovery as well.
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“I’m telling you Kim, I’m a superhero.” she told her best friend as the two sat on her couch eating ice cream that Saturday.
“I’m not saying you aren’t, I’m just wondering what you plan to do about it?” Kim asked her as she took a sip of her wine.
Jesseca shrugged, “I was thinking of registering and doing it full time.” she said taking a bite of her ice cream, getting some on her chin in the process.
Kim chuckled and wiped her friends chin with a napkin, “Lemme guess, you’re gonna be The Amazing Super Baby?” she said causing Jesseca to pout. Kim frowned, “Sorry, it’s just, well it’s not very scary being attacked by a cute girl that still wears diapers. It’d just be embarrassing to be beaten up by you.” she said trying to make her friend feel better.
“Maybe that’s what I could do.” Jesseca said getting a confused look from Kim. “Maybe when I go out to fight crime I just wear a shirt and a diaper, anyone that I beat would be humiliated.” she said with a giggle.
Kim smiled, “Just promise me that if you do decide to go through with this that you’ll be careful.” she told her friend and gave her a hug. “I love you Jess, and I don’t want to see you get hurt for being a good person.” she told her.
Jesseca smiled back at her, “I love you too Kim, and I promise that I’ll be careful.” she said and continued to eat her ice cream.
That night Jesseca sat on the ledge of the roof of her building listening to the sounds of sirens and gunshots echo in the night. “I’m coming Paragon.” she said quietly.
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The next day Jesseca went to Paragon City Hall, her heart beat rapidly as she stepped from her car and walked up the steps to Atlas Plaza. The giant monument to the fallen hero Atlas towered over the plaza as a reminder to everyone of the great sacrifice Atlas had made to defend Paragon from Nazi attack in the late 30’s. The giant stone statue of Atlas holding the world on his back made Jesseca feel very tiny, it certainly did not steel her resolve that she was making the right deciscion.
As she walked into City Hall, the crinkling of her diaper seemed deafening, she got strange looks from all the heroes and city officials inside the building as she walked up to the registration counter.
The man behind the counter leaned forward and looked down at her, “Are you lost little girl?” he asked with a chuckle.
Jesseca felt her face become hot from embarrassment and anger. “No sir, I’d like to register as a superhero.” she said, with a symbolic stance of her hands on her hips and chest puffed out.
The laughter from everyone in the room almost made her cry. She started to seriously doubt herself and her choice to come here. The she became angry, she balled up her fists and let the glowing energy take over, she felt her feet become encased in stone again, and she spoke to the man behind the counter again, “Listen tubby, I’m here to register myself as a superhero, and Atlas himself wouldn’t be able to stop me from doing it, so what makes you think an overweight desk jockey like yourself has a say in the matter?” she asked with a menacing gaze.
The man became flustered and quickly gathered all of the necessary papers and shakily handed them over to her.
Jesseca’s demeanor changed immediately once she got the papers, she smiled brightly and thanked the man and went to fill out her papers.
Jesseca filled out all of the required information on the form, her name and age, her height and weight and known powers, the only spot she still had to fill out was the codename spot. “What do I call myself?” she wondered as she looked at her attire.
“Nice work in there, that guy is always finding something to pick on new heroes for. I must say that you make it much easier than most.” A woman’s voice said from behind her.
Jesseca turned and saw a tall redheaded woman in white tights and a flowing orange cape standing behind her. “I guess I did, but he didn’t hafta be a jerk.” she said.
The woman came and sat down on the steps in front of her. “My name’s Sue, Sue Radiance.” she said with a warm smile and an extended hand. Jesseca shook her hand and smiled back. “And you are?” Sue asked. Jesseca blushed, “I haven’t come up with a name yet.” she said shyly.
Sue smiled and gave a chuckle. “I had that problem when I was starting out too.” she said. Sue stood up and looked Jesseca up and down for a moment. “Is that what you’re gonna wear when you go on missions?” she asked hiding her smile at the adorable girl standing before her.
Jesseca nodded, “I thought that it would make my victory more humiliating on the villain.” she said meekly.
“That’s brilliant!” Sue said with a laugh. “Nothing worse than being beat up by a cute girl in diapers.” she said, causing Jesseca to blush by being called cute. “Hmm, how about you call yourself,” Sue paused as she thought for a moment, “The Diapered Dandy?” she finally said.
Jesseca smiled, “That’s perfect!” she said, and quickly jotted it down on the form. “Thankies!” she squealed and raced back inside to turn her forms in.
Sue smiled to herself, “Looks like I found myself a new friend.” she thought and teleported away.
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Once her paperwork had been processed and she was registered as a new hero she was told to report first thing in the morning to her trainer for her first assignment.
When she got home she called Kim and told her all the news, Kim laughed at her name saying that it would look good in the Paragon Times.
Jesseca found it hard to get to sleep that night, she had been anxious all night, she was so excited to be starting her crime fighting career in the morning. As she drifted off to sleep, she was suddenly awakened by an unsettling thought, “How am I supposed to fight crime when I don’t know how to fight?”
End Part I