One day I went on Snapchat and found a new big sister who I thought I could trust. But one day she texted me on Snapchat saying “my little brother just passed away and my parents are looking for a new little brother to treat as a toddler.” So I said “sure I’ll be your new little brother”. Then I moved in and told my new parents that I wet the bed and always need a diaper change if I do. They gladly agreed that my new mom and big sister would change me if I ever wet my diaper.
The next day I told my big sister “hey big sister, I wet my diaper last night” then she said “ok little brother let me change your diaper, you need to be a good little brother ok, if you need some cuddles just come to me ok” and I said “that’s why you are going to be the best big sister in my life”. A day later we were going on a trip to Kentucky and my mom had to pack my clothes and my diapers in my diaper bag along with my pacifiers (I use them at bedtime).
Then my girlfriend named Allyson came over and said “has my boyfriend been a good little brother?” And my big sister replied “yes he has, he’s napping right now so I’ll let you know when you two can go out on a date”. So my girlfriend then said “may I have his diaper bag and pacifiers and booster seat cause my mom and little sis Anna want to go on a vacation and I need to make sure my boyfriend comes with.”