Smoking while diapered.. BE CAREFUL!

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Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

“And in his expert opinion, all diapers – for children and adults – are more flammable the thinner they are.”

Could mean thicker diapers?

But that’s pretty gnarly.

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

I don’t smoke so I have nothing to worry about…

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

Ditto.

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

This happened right outside the Benny & Joon town.

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

She had to. It was like. I dunno, Something.

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

This article is fucking hilarious.

First off, the dude was physically ill in so many ways that the family had decided to lock up the cigarettes and only let him smoke under supervision.

Despite that, knowing full well how addicting cigarettes are, they left him alone and left the smokes out. This is a bad parenting decision to begin with, and as condescending as it sounds they DID sign up to be “parental figures” to this man.

And finally…what do they do? Blame the guy for not waiting a little bit longer for a cigarette? Blame themselves for being fucking stupid? Nope, they attack DIAPERS!!!111

I’m honestly quite impressed at the ingenious stupid things people come up with. Yes people, this family is so retarded it brought on an oxymoron!

Smoking while diapered… BE CAREFUL!

Skimmed over late at night when I’m tired….